Random Stuff

Cut

Omygod today was literally THE BEST DAY EVER. So I drew a fake cut on my leg with pen and pretended to limp all day. I kept complaining that my leg hurt so people kept asking me what happened. I told them 'My cat scratched me. I swear, it hates me' and when I showed them my "Cut" the reactions were priceless. Like people just.....oh my gosh. Try it sometime, and when people see, its hilarious.

Now I know that in 2nd grade we would all use marker on our hands and say "Oh my gosh, I'm bleeding!" But it was so fake it wasnt even funny. To get a more realistic looking cut, do the following:

1) In red pen, draw a line(s) that looks about the size and shape of the cut you want. I did two straight lines, but you can do more or less and you should probably make them curved.

2) With your finger, rub the red part. This will not only make it fainter, it will also make the skin around it look a tiny bit red.

3) Get a black pen and choose a point on the red line. Draw a line that overlaps about 1\3 of the red line. Draw a few more smaller lines, each one smaller than the last as you move away from the chosen point.!!!!DO NOT CHOOSE A POINT DIRECTLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RED LINE!!!!!!

4) As you did for the last one, smear the black. Make sure you smear in the direction of the 'cut'

5) To make it look swollen or red, use a red crayon (crayola) and for about a minute, rub it wherever the cut is, and a bit further out. It shows up best on your legs and arms, so don't put the fake cut on your hands, feet, or anywhere else.

6) Use fabulous acting skills to convince people that your ruthless cat\pencil\whatever gave you a horrible cut.

7) WATCH THE REACTIONS, ITS HILARIOUS!