!!!!!!CONFUSING!!!!!!

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So today I was chilling in the car, eating a sonic blast, since I'm that cool. So we drive by this tent where people are petitioning against some stupid stuff. This gets me thinking. If you can sign a petition, than can't you sign a petition against a petition? And if you can do that, then who is there to stop you from signing a petition against a petition against a petition? And then you can go so far as to sign a petition against a petition against a petition against a petition. And if all of that is possible, than can't you sign a petition against signing petitions? And then why not sign a petition against a petition to get rid of petitions? But if you sign a petition against a petition against a petition against a petition against a petition against a petition getting rid of petitions? But which side would you be on? Would you be signing a petition to get rid of petitions or a petition to keep petition? But if you are against both things, then wouldn't you be neutral? I mean, if Bob tries to stop Jimmy from signing a petition against Bill's petition, would Bob be on Bill's side? But then why wouldn't Bob just sign Bills petition? Unless Bob is simply trying to stop Jimmy from signing against Bob's petition. But that wouldn't be neutral, because he's signing a whole new petition. So what would Bob be signing against? What side would he be on? So if you sign a petition against a petition against a petition against a petition against a petition against a petition to get rid of petitions, then would you be trying to keep petitions or get rid of petitions? Wait, no. You wouldn't be on either side. You would just be on a side trying to stop the previous petition from being signed. But if they are trying to prevent the petition before them, would you be against the petition that the petition you are against is against, or would you be with the the petition being petioned against by the petition you are against? I mean, if Bob doesn't like Jimmy, and Jimmy doesn't like Bill, then aren't Bob and Bill on the same side? But if Bob and Bill don't like each other, than what side is Bob even on? AHHHHHH! I'm so confuzzled right now!

Goodnight.

~Lina

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