CHILDREN GATHER ROUND FOR STORY TIME.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE SHIPS.
THOSE ARE PHAN AND LOMAR.
Lomar:
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE PERSON SHIPS ME AND @QUASHOUO IM JUST GOING TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF. YEAH, IM GONNA DO A BELLA SWAN. LIKE WTF PEOPLE?! CAN PEOPLE NOT BE FRIENDS?!
ITS NOT A THING.
I DONT LIKE HIM.
HE DOESNT LIKE ME.
LOMAR IS NOT A THING. THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME THAT THEY SHIP LOMAR IS GOING TO BE BLOCKED. AND IF THEY DONT HAVE WATTPAD, IM JUST GOING TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE AND WALK OFF. LETS SEE HOW MUCH THEY SHIP IT AFTER I DO THAT.
THATS A WARNING TO PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME IRL.
AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE A WATTPAD. *cough@No_Homo_Phancough*
DONT SHIP IT OR ELSE......
Phan:
Okay, before I say anything, I just want to make it clear that I still ship Phan. I just don't want it to be real.
Yeah, yeah, that makes no sense.
Hear me out.
I ship it, but I feel it would ruin Dan and Phil's friendship if they started dating.
Like, imagine how awkward their videos together would be for us.
And how much it would change things if Phan became real.
And if they broke up.......
Think about it. (But not too deep)
~Lina
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