This is Barbara, reporting to World News Live (WNL). Recently an impossible task has been accomplished. Let's take a look.
An ** year old girl in *********, Texas managed to do the impossible.
This is Jimmy Bob Joe. Barbara, what exactly did this young girl do?
Well Jimmy, this girl, only ** years old has now managed to open a Laffi Taffi.
This is a joke, right? I was actually considering during the Laffi Taffi company, since nobody has ever successfully opened a Laffi Taffi and managed to take the whole thing out without creating a single dent.
Hahaha!
Bob speaking. Jimmy, I don't think you can do that anymore as Lina ******* has opened a Banana flavored Laffi Taffi at exactly 5:18 pm on November 1st.
Barbara, I think we should welcome somebody special on stage, don't you?
Oh yes. Straight from ********* Texas, we present, LINA *******!
*Crowds cheer*
Barbara, Jimmy, I think we our time is up for now.
*crowds continue cheering*
Folks, tune in after this short add break to see what Lina has to say about this whole thing.
Goodbye and see you after the add break!
*crowds keep cheering as adds turn on*
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