Puny little tank engine

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-Nighttime-

Thomas settles down over at Tidmouth sheds since one berth is open. Henry, Gordon, James, Crovan (87546), and Edward are there.

Thomas

Hello, Edward. I'm gonna be staying here tonight.

Edward

You're free to stay with us as long as you wish.

Thomas

Thanks.

Gordon

What is he doing here?

Henry

Gordon, aren't tank engines not allowed in this shed?

Gordon

No, they are not.

Edward

Gordon, let Thomas stay here for the night. He slept alone in Knapford sheds yesterday. Let him sleep here, please.

Gordon

Fine. He can sleep here tonight.

Edward

That's a good engine.

This makes Thomas feel better.

Thomas

Those sheds by the water are quite cold. Thanks for letting me stay here!

Gordon

Oh, the indignity...

Thomas

I want to ask. Who's Jinty and Pug?

James

They're two small engines that pilot at Knapford. Much like you, Thomas, they're puny little engines.

Thomas

Hold on, hold on. Why do you guys keep calling me a puny little engine?

Gordon

Look, Thomas. The bigger the engine, the better they are. You, Thomas, are small, small, small, and teeny, weeny, weeny. And I. I'm a big blue engine that knows everything.

Henry

That's why big, strong, engines like us are the best!

Thomas

Silly stick in the mud! I'll show you!

Gordon

Oh really? What can you show?

Thomas

Um...

Gordon

My point exactly.

Thomas

I'll show you that I'm much better than you, even if I am just a small punk tank engine! Little engines can do big things! I work harder than all of you combined!

James

Thomas, you have a great imagination.

Crovan

Little engines are just useful for shunting. No engine like you can do anything big.

Thomas

One of these days... Just one of these days...

Henry

What?

Thomas

I'll show you that I'm the best engine on this railway, even if I'm just a PUNY little engine. I'll show you that I'm better than all of you! And maybe if I work hard enough, I can prove it!

Edward

Thomas, you know you don't have to do this..

Thomas

Yes, I do! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more passenger trains to take tomorrow morning. Good night!

Thomas rolls backwards into the berth, angry.

Edward

Gordon, why do you have to boast about being an important engine?

Gordon

Because I am. And nobody can deny it. I pull the Wild Nor Wester, the most important train on the railway!

Edward

I mean, that's fair, but-

Gordon

And any engine that pulls an important train makes them important too!

Edward

Suit yourself, Gordon.

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