*day one*
America: *wakes up* what a lovely da- *sees the date* oh no oh no oh no OHNO OHNOOHNK *screams and beacomes-*
Jackson: oh yes. Howdy ledys 'nd getalmen. My names Jackson and I'll be stayin 'ere for 'bout three days so while I'm 'ere *smiles* I'm gonna start some trouble with a special someone *runs to find le hudz*
