(In MY home, I'M curled up on the bathroom floor, sobbing and making whale mating calls)
AMERICA: (walks in the bathroom, gasps) Yo, sis, what's wrong?!
(She doesn't answer, and instead makes more mating calls)
AMERICA: (thoroughly confused) Um...
HUNGARY: (walks to him, raises an eyebrow at him) She has school tomorrow.
AMERICA: (understands) Oh...(sympathetic) Sorry about that.
ME: (cries) And their all ass-hats!
