Me:OMFG I WAS TALKING TO MY MOM AND I SAID "being single for so long has made me do wried shit like some times ill slap my own ass and say'noice'" AND MY FUCK IF MOM LOOKS AT ME AND SAY "I've been married so long sometimes I'll slap my own ass and think 'wow that hasn't been touched in awhile'"
Hungary: tbh your mom is awesome
