Me: *hasn't slept for 48 hours* I'm fuckin trash
France: well as someone who cares about the earth its my job to pick up trash so how bout I pick you up around 8?
Me:....... You smooth ass mother fucker
(a/n my mom let me stay home to day cause we had to drive all the way to NY and back to pick up my brother from the airport and didn't get home to 2 in the morning)
