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ITALY: (spots GERMANY and PRUSSIA in the distance, rushes over to them) Hey, Germany and Prussia! You want to watch this movie with me? (holds up DVD case) It's about this man who gets married, and when his wife is brutally murdered, only one of the babies lives and is crippled! And in a twist of events, the boy is kidnapped and the guy has to travel thousands of miles to get his son back with a mentally disabled woman, dodging canabils and murderers!

(PRUSSIA has no comment on this, and remains silent)

GERMANY: Um...Italy, vhat is zhat movie called?

ITALY: Finding Nemo.

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