I MENT TO UPLOAD THIS YESTERDAY FUCK A BLENDER WITH YOUR DICK

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*part 3*

Jackson: finally I can kill you~

Me: *tied to a chair* aw come one man don't be like that I mean really think about-

Jackson:you ain't talkin your way outta this one!

Me: I'm not just look at the t-

Jackson: look at what the sky, that bird outside, look at what!

Me: the time

Jackson: *sees it 11:59* well fuck *screams*

Alfred: the heLL!

Me: ....happy birthday?

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