*part 3*
Jackson: finally I can kill you~
Me: *tied to a chair* aw come one man don't be like that I mean really think about-
Jackson:you ain't talkin your way outta this one!
Me: I'm not just look at the t-
Jackson: look at what the sky, that bird outside, look at what!
Me: the time
Jackson: *sees it 11:59* well fuck *screams*
Alfred: the heLL!
Me: ....happy birthday?