ITALY: (tentative, walks up closer to GERMANY) Germany, I think...I think I love you.
GERMANY: (stares at him for a long moment, blush rises in his pale cheeks) I love you, too.
(Meanwhile, an unsuspecting FRANCE hides in the bushes)
FRANCE: (starts moving from his hiding place) Ga-
(ME, JAPAN, TWAIN and HUNGARY pop their heads out from a further away hiding spot, loading their shotguns and pointing them at FRANCE)
ALL FOUR: (threatening, glaring) Don't even think about it.
