AMERICA: (gazing sexily into the [nonexistent] camera, his entire torso bare) Hey, ladies, you know...Florida's 65,754 square miles.
(A crowd of FANGIRLS suddenly appears out of nowhere, flailing their arms and screaming at the top of their lungs)
FANGIRLS: ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLLZXCVBNMMNBVCX HAVE MEH BABIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME: (shakes head) Oh, Big Brother..it's going to rain in Florida.
