(I walk into a room, crossing MY arms at SWEDEN, FINLAND and ENGLAND)
ME: Yo, have you guys seen Sealand. I mean, like, really.
(SWEDEN shakes his head. FINLAND does the same)
FINLAND: Nope.
ENGLAND: I haven't seen that bloody brat anywhere.
(Loud music abruptly starts in the distance. ENGLAND peers out a window and sighs, watching as SEALAND rides across the ocean on his micronation's land, wall twerking as it moves)
SEALAND: I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHER FUCKER! I'M ON A BOAT! NOTICE ME!!!
