A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
(five minutes later)
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you get me a drink?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
(five munites later)
"Da-aaaad..."
"What?"
"I'm THIRSTY... Can you get me a drink of water??"
"I told you No! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!"
(Five minutes later)
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"What?!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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Funny Jokes
HumorThis book is full of realty jokes and some jokes to laugh over and some riddles to solve. P.S - These jokes are not mine.