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A small boy is sent to bed by his father...

(five minutes later)

"Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you get me a drink?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

(five munites later)

"Da-aaaad..."

"What?"

"I'm THIRSTY... Can you get me a drink of water??"

"I told you No! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!"

(Five minutes later)

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."

"What?!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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