Little Johnny went to school, the kids where saying what there dads do for a living. When it was Johnny's turn the teacher asked him "Johnny, what does your dad do for a living?" Johnny replied "My daddy takes his clothes off for a living." The teacher was shocked.
After school Johnny's friend came up to him asked, "Hey... does your dad really take his clothes off for a living?" Johnny replied, "No... he plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs... I was just to embarrassed to tell everyone."
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Sorry for the Toronto Maple Leaf fans out there I just got it stuck in my head cause of a guy in my class.
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Funny Jokes
HumorThis book is full of realty jokes and some jokes to laugh over and some riddles to solve. P.S - These jokes are not mine.
