Son: Hey dad, can you pick me up,? I got suspended.
Dad: Dear god, what did you do this time!?!?!?
Son: ...The teacher said, "Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words can never hurt me." ...
Dad: So.......
Son: So I threw a dictionary at her!
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Funny Jokes
HumorThis book is full of realty jokes and some jokes to laugh over and some riddles to solve. P.S - These jokes are not mine.