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Son: Hey dad, can you pick me up,? I got suspended.

Dad: Dear god, what did you do this time!?!?!?

Son: ...The teacher said, "Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words can never hurt me." ...

Dad: So.......

Son: So I threw a dictionary at her!

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