A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!' "
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Funny Jokes
HumorThis book is full of realty jokes and some jokes to laugh over and some riddles to solve. P.S - These jokes are not mine.
