Insulting Jokes
1) Who ever told you to be yourself gave you the WRONG advice.
2) Your the reason why God created the middle finger.
3) Your like a light switch, even a kid can turn you on.
4) You better hide, cause the garbage collector is coming.
5) Keep talking, I always yawn when I'm interested.
6) If you want to get laid, just crawl up a chickens bum and wait...
7) When I saw your face, I nearly fainted. But I told myself 'don't worry , it's just a nightmare'.
8) Your the best at all you do. And all you do is make people HATE YOU!
9) The earth is full, GO HOME!
10) Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have 5 finger's and the 3rd ones for you. (P.S- Just count the thumb as a finger. It's so much easier. Thanks!)
11) Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
12) Learn for your parents mistakes...take birth control.
13) God made me Coke, God made me Pepsi, God made me oh so sexy, God made lakes and God made you...oh I guess everyone makes mistakes.
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Funny Jokes
HumorThis book is full of realty jokes and some jokes to laugh over and some riddles to solve. P.S - These jokes are not mine.
