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Why...

1) ...Can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

2) ...Are the handicap parking places in front of a skating rink?

3) ...Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

4) ...Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

5) Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

6) Why do we use the word 'politics' to discribe the the process so well: 'poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

7) Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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