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Good Comebacks

1) Your like a squirrel. You can't keep them nuts out of your mouth.

2) Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue.
This joke is overused and your sister/brother is too!

3)I'd ask you on a date but I don't like taking the trash out.

4)Great story hun. Now what chapter do you shut up!

5) Friend: I need my beauty sleep.
Me: Bitch, you need to hibernate.

6) 1 universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 196 countries and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you!

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