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At a Catholic elementary school the children were lined up in the cafeteria. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. A nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another saying, "Take as meany as you want. God is watching the apples."

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