*At a restaurant*
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
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RANDOM QUESTION TIME!
Q: What is your pet peeve?
A/A: When I'm talking and then someone interups me. I'm not really sure what my pet peeves are. I don't have meany.
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Funny Jokes
HumorThis book is full of realty jokes and some jokes to laugh over and some riddles to solve. P.S - These jokes are not mine.
