Funny Jokes

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A little boy walks into a barber shop. The barber whispers to one of his costumer's and says, "This is the dumbest kid in the world, watch."

The barber takes out a dollar bill and puts it in one hand. Then he takes out 2 quarter's and puts it in the other hand. He asked the boy, " Hey son, pick one." The boy goes up to the barber and takes the two quarter's and runs put of the barber shop. The barber goes back to the costumer and says "See, what did I tell you."

Later on the costumer leaves and goes past the ice cream store. He sees the little boy from earlier and say's "Hey little boy! Why didn't you take the one dollar bill?" an the little boy responds by saying "Cause the day that I take the one dollar bill, the game will be over.