Richard: Alright, next song, "Farmer Refuted"!
Eliza: What is this about?
Richard: Samuel Seabury supporting KGIII.
Seabury: YAY! ME!
Richard: And Hamilton harassing him.
Everybody: WHAT?
Philip: Can we know the full story?
Richard: So basically, Seabury wrote a pamphlet under a pseudonym named "Farmer", defending the British, Hamilton found them, and made a series of pamphlets destroying him.
Eliza: Alexander!
Hamilton: Sorry! I guess.
Richard: But, to cut for time, it's a short song. Let's start.
Seabury: Hear ye, hear ye! My name is Samuel Seabury, and I present "Free Thoughts On the Proceedings of the Continental Congress!"
Philip Jr: Free thoughts? Ok, it sucked!
Hamilton: THAT'S MY SON!
Philip: AND THAT'S MY BROTHER
Eliza: Alexander, I made that child. You're welcome.
Seabury: Heed not the rabble, who scream "revolution!" They have not your interests at heart.
Mulligan: Oh my god, tear this dude apart!
Hamilsquad: It has our interests at heart!
Jefferson: Don't forget I made the declaration that made us a country!
Hamilton: No one cares.
Philip Jr: I care. But I'm doing it to gaslight you.
Hamilton: What does that mean?
Philip Jr: I don't know.
Seabury: Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution! Don't let them lead you astray.
Hamilton: I guess we were astray!
Laurens: We went astray together.
Lafayette: That's it! You guys get to be gay! Why can't we!
Laurens: Huh?
Hamilton: It's just a friendship.
Lafayette: *kisses Mulligan*
Mulligan: What the?!
Madison and Jefferson: MY SHIP!
Seabury: This Congress does not speak for me.
Burr: Let him be.
Seabury: They're playing a dangerous game. I pray the King shows you his mercy.
Philip Jr: So, if I remember correctly, that didn't happen.
KGIII: BECAUSE YOU GUYS WERE ULTRA-REBELLING!
Seabury: For shame, for shame!
Revolutionaries: Why are we being put to shame? We didn't do anything!
British: Because you left us! Our beautiful country!
Revolutionaries: YOU TOOK LAND AWAY FROM OTHER PEOPLE!
Hamilton: Yo.
Hamilton: Why am I here?
Richard: These next few parts are like your series of pamphlets!
Hamilton: YAY! MY OPINIONS!
Hamilton: He'd have you all unravel at the(Seabury: Heed not the rabble)
sound of screams but the (Seabury: Who scream)
Revolution is coming (Seabury: Revolution, they)
The have-nots are gonna (Seabury: Have not your)
Win this (Seabury: Interests)
It's hard to listen to you with a straight face. (Seabury: At heart)
Philip Jr: It's cool how all of the end of the words somehow rhyme!
Richard: The genius of Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Hamilton: Doesn't Lin-Manuel Miranda play me? He really does a lot!
Richard: Yes! Some people in the fandom say you both are very similar considering how much you both work.
Hamilton: Chaos and bloodshed already haunt us (Seabury: Chaos and bloodshed are not a)
Honestly you shouldn't even talk (Seabury: Solution)
Philip Jr: HAHA! My dad told you to not talk.
Seabury: Well- I-
KGIII: I CAN KILL YOU, YOU KNOW!
Philip Jr: That's treason in the U.S.
Lee: I can kill you.
Philip Jr: LAURENS!!!
Hamilton: And what about Boston? (Seabury: Don't let them)
Look at the cost n' all that we've lost n' you talk (Seabury: Lead you astray)
About Congress? (Seabury: This Congress does not speak for me)
My dogs speaks more eloquently than thee!
(Seabury: They're playing a dangerous game)
But strangely your mange is the shame!!
(Seabury: I pray the King shows you his mercy)
Is he in Jersey?
(Seabury: For shame)
For the revolution!
(Seabury: For shame!!)
Company: FOR THE REVOLUTION!
Angelica: That sounds like the opening chords of the revolution!
Philip: Nice piano reference, Aunt Angelica!
Eliza: Have you been practicing?
Philip: I haven't practiced since my deathbed.
Angie: WHAT THE HECK, PHILIP?
Seabury: Heed!
Hamilton: If you repeat yourself again, I'm gonna-
Seabury: Scream!
Hamilton: Honestly, look at me, please don't read!
Seabury: Not your interests-
Hamilton: Don't modulate the key, then not debate with me! Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
KGIII: I regret everything! I promise. All of that whining about the revolution made me die of madness!
Richard: He's not wrong!
Burr: Alexander, please.
Hamilton: Burr, I'd rather be divisive, than indecisive, drop the niceties!
Company: Silence! A message from the king! A message from the king! A MESSAGE FROM THE KING!!!
Richard: Alright, next song will be coming soon.
Everybody: Aw!
Laurens: At least tell us what it's called!
Richard: "You'll Be Back"! It's one of three KGIII interludes!
Laurens: Let's go then!
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