Company: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!
Richard: Oh, we're getting right into it! This is The Ten Duel Commandments!
Laurens: My duel, I presume?
Richard: Yes.
Company: It's the ten duel commandments! It's the ten duel commandments!
Philip Jr: Who made commandments for a duel?
Hamilsquad: Society.
Washington: No, it was just you boys!
Jefferson: I assume they were rambunctious around their legacies.
Philip Jr: Big words!
Hamilton: You were the one who kept saying machia- mach- mafia-
Philip Jr: Machiavellian! Also, I was pretending to be you!
Company: Number one!
Laurens: The challenge, demand satisfaction!
Everybody: I will never be satisfied!
Angelica: I love you guys.
Hamilton: Even Jefferson?
Jefferson: *looks at Angelica*
Angelica: No.
Laurens: If they apologize, no need for further action.
Company: Number two!
Laurens: If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second.
Hamilton: Your lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
Lee: Ugh! I hate you guys!
Laurens: I return the favor.
Richard: Please stop fighting!
Lee & Laurens: Fine.
Lee: Have your seconds meet face to face!
Burr: Negotiate a peace-
Burr: I wasn't Lee's second!
Lee: Yeah, my second was Evan Edwards!
Laurens: Either way, I still won!
Jefferson: Laurens, you're acting obnoxious!
Hamilton: Or negotiate a time and place!
Burr: This is common sense, especially 'tween recruits.
Company: Most disputes die and no one shoots!
Richard: Oh, I finally know what that line means!
Hamilton: What?
Richard: I thought it meant one person dies right in time for the duel, but it means arguments die down and there isn't a duel.
Philip Jr: I also thought that! It's nice to know we're similar!
Hamilton: If you're similar, then there's two of you to deal with!
Eacker: That's how I felt with your son.
Company: Number four!
Laurens: If they don't reach a piece, that's alright. Time to get some pistols and a doctor on sight.
Philip Jr: That's intimidating.
Philip & Hamilton: That's how duels go.
Hamilton: I died in a duel.
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