Richard: Alright, next song, Wait For It, this is the first of...a few Burr monologues.
Burr: Why only a few?
Hamilton: It's my musical, you're the villain in my story, easy to understand!
Burr: OUCH! RICHARD?!
Richard: Sorry, but it's the hard truth! Also, I will be inviting a new character for this song! Welcome to-
Hamilkids and Richard: MAGICAL AUTHOR POWERS!
Richard: Today, we will be bringing...THEODOSIA BARTOW PREVOST!
Theodosia I: YAY! Hello everyone!
Burr: Theo!
Richard: Alright let's start!
Burr: Theodosia writes me a letter every day. I'm keeping the bed warm while her husband is away.
Hamilton: BURR! YOU HAD AN AFFAIR TOO?! WHY'D YOU SCRUTINIZE ME?!
Burr: Because affairs are supposed to be secret, and not put out for the world to see!
Theodosia: He's correct.
Burr: He's on the British side in Georgia, he's trying to keep the colonies in line. Well, he can keep all of Georgia, Theodosia, She's mine.
Theodosia: Why, thank you!
Burr: You are welcome!!
Burr: Love doesn't discriminate.
Richard: Well...
Laurens: What?
Richard: During the Civil Rights Movement, and the 1970's, there were laws stating that Black people and White people couldn't get married.
Hamilton: WHAT? THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Richard: Precisely.
Burr: Between the sinners and the saints, it takes, and it takes, and it takes, and we keep loving anyway.
Laurens: *looks at Hamilton*
Hamilton: *looks at Laurens*
Laurens: Alexander, I-
Hamilton: *looks away*
Burr: We laugh and we cry and we break, and we make our mistakes, and if there's a reason I'm by her side when so many have tried,
Theodosia: It's because you stole my heart!
Burr: And you stole mine!
Philip Jr: This lovey-dovey stuff is making me sick.
Angie: I've never seen Burr so happy.
Theodosia: You should've seen him when he was a presidential candidate!
Burr: Very happy that day.
Burr: I'm willing to wait for it. I'm willing to wait for it.
My grandfather was a fire and brimstone preacher.
(Company: Preacher, preacher, preacher)
Burr: But there are things that the homilies and hymns won't teach ya,
(Company: Teach ya, teach ya, teach ya)
Burr: My mother was a genius. (Women: Genius)
Burr: My father commanded respect. (Men: Respect, respect)
Hamilton: That definitely didn't pass on to you! You killed me!
Burr: YOU TESTED MY NERVES FOR THIRTY FREAKING YEARS!
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