Richard: Hello, everyone!
Philip Jr: Is it time?
Angie: Please, say it's time!
Richard: Time for what?
Philip Jr: The Cabinet Battles!
Angie: Me and PJ researched all night and found out that the cabinet battles are-
Philip Jr: Rap battles between dad and Jefferson!
Angie: You interrupted me!
Philip Jr: Whatever.
Richard: Well, actually you're gonna react to a short little cut song called No John Trumbull.
Washington: Hey, John Trumbull!
Jefferson: Wasn't he that one guy who painted the signing of the Declaration Of Independence?
Richard: Yup, he was, and he painted government meetings very nicely...
Hamilton: While in real life they weren't.
Richard: Yup, the song talks about how cabinet battles weren't painted out nicely-
Philip Jr: Like in the pictures!
Richard: Wow, I've taught you guys well. Also, some of these lines are in the next song!
Burr: You ever seen a painting by John Trumbull? (Company: John Trumbull)
Philip Jr: Yes, I have.
Jefferson: Well, I was in one of his paintings.
Burr: Founding fathers in a line looking all humble. (Company: All humble)
Washington: Well, that was definitely not the reality.
Hamilton: Yup, a messier reality.
Burr: Patiently waiting to sign a declaration, to start a nation-
Jefferson: I made that declaration!
Richard: With Benjamin Franklin and John Adams!
Jefferson: Ok, I guess I can't take all the credit.
Burr: No sign of disagreement, not one grumble. (Company: One grumble)
KGIII: However, there were grumbles from good-hearted Loyalists!
Hamilton: What do you mean good-hearted?
Richard: Well, at least there was no legal basis of slavery in England...
KGIII: EXACTLY!
Burr: The reality is messier and richer, kids.
Hamilton: So freaking messy.
Burr: The reality is not a pretty picture, kids.
Washington: Really not the prettiest picture.
Burr: Every cabinet meeting is a full on rumble!
Jefferson: Especially when I'm fighting with Hamilton!
Philip Jr: Especially when you're fighting with Hamilton.
Burr: What you 'bout to see is no John Trumbull.
Philip Jr: Hey, it's the title!
Richard: It is, PJ! Good job!
Philip Jr: I'm not a preschooler!
Washington: Ladies and gentlemen, you could've been anywhere in the world tonight-
Hamilton: You were right, it is like a rap battle!
Richard: Of course, however the next song is the rap battle!
Washington: But you're here with us in New York City! Are you ready for a cabinet meeting?
Company: *cheers*
Angie & Philip Jr: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
Washington: Gentlemen, Vice President John Adams sends his regards-
Hamilton: Oh, who cares about him?
Jefferson: No one except Abigail!
Hamilton & Jefferson: HAHAHAHA!
Hamilton: Oh no, we shared a moment of friendship!
Washington: He won't be joining us, he had to be home in Massachusetts for family reasons.
Madison: Tell him to stay home!
Hamilton: He can do the same amount from there!
Washington: Alright, alright, settle down, now...
Richard: And that's the end!
Philip Jr: Yes, the cabinet meeting is next!
Richard: Ok, bye!
Everyone: Bye!
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