Jefferson: HOLY MOLY!
Philip Jr: What sound was that?!
Hamilton: A gunshot, the best part of a duel!
Richard: If you're wondering, yes, this is Meet Me Inside.
Everybody: Yay!
Washington: Is this when I-
Richard: Yes.
Hamilton: Lee, do you yield?
Lee: What question is that? You shot me in the freaking side!
Richard: Burr says that!
Burr: You shot him in the side, yes, he yields!
Laurens: I'm satisfied!
Angelica: You're satisfied with someone's death? I'm not satisfied but if I was, it wouldn't be because of that!
Laurens: Lee didn't die, anyway. He would've been fine!
Burr: Yo, we gotta clear the field!
Hamilton: Go, we won!
Company: Here comes the general!
Washington: Again with that!
Richard: Don't fight it, Washington. It's part of you now.
Lafayette: Yes, Monsieur Washington. You are our general.
Burr: This should be fun.
Washington: What is the meaning of this?!
Hamilton: There's a good reason behind it, Washington.
Lafayette: Yes, Monsieur.
Washington: Mister Burr, get a medic for the general!
Burr: Yes, sir.
Hamilton: Burr, you're riding his coattails!
Burr: Don't act like you don't do it all the time!
Washington: Lee, you will never agree with me, but believe me, these young men don't speak for me! Thank you for your service!
Hamilsquad: His service was never needed!
Lee: STOP! I HATE WHEN YOU GUYS MAKE FUN OF ME!
Hamilsquad: *quietly* Fine.
Burr: Let's ride.
Washington: Hamilton!
Hamilton: Sir?
Washington: Meet me inside!
SMFDR: OOH! SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE!
Hamilton: SHUT UP!
Company: Meet him inside! Meet him inside! Meet him inside, meet him, meet him inside!
Washington: Son-
Hamilton: Don't call me son!
Hamilton: Now that's my language!
Richard: Don't fight it. You are Washington's son.
Washington: This war is hard enough without infighting!
Hamilton: Lee called you out, we called his bluff!
Washington: You solve nothing!
SMDFR: CORRECT!
Washington: You aggravate our allies to the South!
Hamilton: You're absolutely right, John should've shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up.
Lee: Wow! That's a direct threat!
Laurens: Except I didn't say it!
Hamilton: Precisely, I did!
Washington: Son-
Hamilton: I'm not your son.
Washington: Watch your tone, I am not a maiden in need of defending, I am grown!
Philip Jr: You say you're grown, though you're acting like a kindergartener!
Hamilton: How dare-
Eliza: This is just how grownups fight, darling!
Hamilton: Charles Lee, Thomas Conway, these men take your name and they rake it through the mud.
Lee: You've been insulting me for like these past three songs! Holy guacamole!
Seabury: Yeah, stop being mean!
KGIII: How dare you talk to that...American?!
Seabury: He's cute!
Washington: My name's been through a lot, I can take it.
Hamilton: Well, I don't have your name! I don't have your titles, I don't have your land, but if you-
Washington: No.
Hamilton: If you gave me command of a battalion, a group of men to lead, I could fly above my station after the war!
Washington: Or you could die, and we need you alive!
Hamilton: I am more than willing to die!
Washington: Your wife needs you alive, son, I need you alive-
Hamilton: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!
Philip Jr: Dad! How dare you yell at our beloved commander!
Hamilton: It wasn't right, I know!
Washington: Go home, Alexander. That's an order from your commander.
Hamilton: Sir-
Washington: Go. Home.
Richard: Alright, this is short, but the next song is That Would Be Enough! Bye everyone!
Everybody: Bye!
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