Richard: Well! How does everyone feel about Act One?
Hamilton: The first song was insulting, and then it was fine!
Philip Jr: I loved making sassy comments!
Richard: Alright, feel free to talk to people, get some food and drinks.
Philip Jr: Yeah, I already got a Pepsi!
Eliza: Hey, Richard?
Richard: Yes?
Eliza: I've realized we're here by ourselves, how'd you score a private theatre?
Richard: I didn't. Magical Author Powers, I just sorta made everyone invisible, I guess, and us!
Philip: Looks like you're gonna kill me in this act, Freaker!
Eacker: Look, your death ruined my life, so I apologize.
Philip: Apology accepted.
Hamilton: I hear your ex-wife is coming back soon.
Reynolds: Whatever, the little whore.
Richard: Don't call her that, you prostituted her off just to make a quick buck.
Hamilton: That's just crazy behavior, James!
Madison & Reynolds: Which one!
Angie: I heard that when dad wrote the Federalist Papers, he wrote under a pseudonym named Publius!
Philip Jr: Leave it up to dad to change his dumb name!
Laurens: Are people sad that I died?
Richard: So freaking sad.
Jefferson: Anywho...
Richard: Yes, intermission's over! Time to start Act Two!
Everyone: WOOHOO!
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