Richard: Alright, next song, "A Winter's Ball". And if you're wondering, yes, This is when Eliza and Hamilton get married.
Eliza and Hamilton: Yay!
Hamilkids: The love story!
Hamilsquad: YESSIR!
The Schuyler Sisters: MY SISTER!
Burr: How does a bastard, orphan,
Hamilton: Oh, we're back to this again!
Eliza: It's okay, my husband, we can relive our wedding!
Philip Jr: Ew. Love.
Burr: Son of a whore, go on and on, grow into more of a phenomenon, watch this obnoxious, arrogant loudmouth bother, be seated at the right hand of the father?
Washington: I don't know. I don't feel like I'm a god.
Richard: The Americans thought of you as Zeus, the Greek god of thunder, and the king of the gods who overthrew his superior.
Burr: Washington hires Hamilton right on sight,
Hamilton: But I want to fight, not write!
Burr: But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write.
Hamilton: Even Lin-Manuel knows!
Lafayette: Because you said it about a million times!
Laurens: Yeah, babe- Alexander!
Richard: *whispers* Lams!
Burr: Now Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable, but what do we have in common? We're reliable with the-
Burr & Laurens & Hamilton: Ladies!
Burr: They are so many to deflower!
Eliza: Is that really what you think of women, Alexander?
Alexander: Once we married, you changed my perspective of women! They are strong, independent people.
Burr & Laurens & Hamilton: Ladies!
Burr: Looks, proximity to power!
Burr & Laurens & Hamilton: Ladies!
Burr: They delighted, and distracted him, Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him-
Hamilton: That's true!
Washington: Not true! At least, I don't think so.
Richard: Possibly John Adam's spread this rumor, later in life, and I think Martha saw a stray tomcat and named it Hamilton to tease him.
Hamilton: How dare someone tease me! I work harder than anyone!
Jefferson: We know.
Burr: 1780, A Winter's ball, and the Schuyler Sisters are the envy of all!
Angelica: Thank you, Burr!
Burr: I'm flustered, Mrs. Church, I have a wife.
Angelica: I was just- you basically called me pretty. So, thank you.
Burr: You're welcome!
Burr: Yo, if you could marry a sister, you're rich, son.
Hamilton: Don't call me son!
Hamilton: Is it a question of "if", Burr, or which one?
Everyone: ELIZA!
Eliza: Thank you all!
Burr: Hey,
Hamilton: Hey,
Burr: Hey,
Burr & Hamilton: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Richard: Alright, that was "A Winter's Ball"!
Philip Jr: It was a funny song!
Philip: I really liked the "ladies" part!
Richard: Next song is "Helpless"!
Eliza: I'm guessing this is when I get married?
Richard: Yes! Alright, see you guys!
Everybody: Bye!
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