Richard: Alright, next song, "Right Hand Man".
Hamilton: Wait! Right Hand Man? I was Washington's right hand man...Finally!
Revolutionaries: THE REVOLUTION!
Richard: Yes, yes, this is the first revolution song.
Company: British Admiral Howe's got troops on the water. Thirty-two thousand troops in New York Harbor.
Hamilton: I remember this. Good times.
Philip Jr: What? It's a war! How can it be good times?
Eacker: Guess what? It's sarcasm. If you don't know it, that won't fit into your education.
Philip Jr: Hey! Don't talk about education when you can't count to ten!
Hamilton: THAT'S MY SON!
Company: Thirty-two thousand troops in New York Harbor! When they surround our troops!
(They surround our troops)
When they surround our troops!
Lafayette: We fought zem off, didn't we?
Revolutionaries: *mixes of "yeah" and "i guess so"
Hamilton: As a kid in the Caribbean I wished for a war.
Eliza: Why are you such a martyr? At least Nathan Hale did it better!
Hamilton: Who's Nathan Hale?
Richard: He was a spy that was caught and hung in New York.
Hamilton: Well, he didn't do a good job, I guess.
Philip Jr: Hey! We learned about him, and he did the best he could!
Hamilton: I knew that I was poor, I knew it was the only way to-
Revolutionaries: Rise up.
Hamilton: If they tell my story, I am either gonna die in the battlefield in glory or-
Revolutionaries: Rise up!
Washington: Hamilton, your wife was waiting for you!
Hamilton: She wasn't my wife! At the time.
The Schuyler Sisters: What the heck, Alex?
Richard: Actually, Hamilton is right. In the musical, they are married in 1777, while this battle historically took place in 1776.
Hamilkids: NEW YORK CITY!
Richard: Yeah, that too- wait. Were you making a reference?
Philip Jr: Maybe.
Hamilton: I will fight for this land, but there's only one man who can give us a command so we can-
Revolutionaries: Rise up!
Hamilton: Understand, it's the only way to-
Revolutionaries: Rise up! RISE UP!
Hamilton: Here he comes.
Philip: I wonder who they're talking about. No sarcasm.
Angie: General (and President) George Washington, I presume?
Washington: Wait, I'm in this?
Richard: Yeah, you're important to Hamilton's life!
Company: Here comes the general!
Burr: Ladies and gentlemen!
Company: Here comes the general!
Burr: The moment you've been waiting for!
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