Richard: Just so you know, this song is freaking iconic.
Lafayette: Of course it is, it's about me!
Richard: Yes, that's true! Anyway, Guns and Ships, everybody!
Burr: How does a-
Hamilton: Uh oh! Just come to me, insults!
Richard: No one's gonna be insulting you! In this song, at least.
Burr: Ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower-
Revolutionaries: Well, that really called out all of us.
Washington: But it's okay! We still won!
Burr: Somehow defeat a global superpower?
KGIII: Good question.
Hamilton: Maybe because of our fighting spirit and better armies?
Richard: Hamilton, I know you hate the British, but you guys became allies and the future for both world wars.
Everybody: What?
Washington: Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.
Richard: You were allies after the War of 1812, when Britain tried to take you again.
Revolutionaries: You deified the Treaty of Paris!
KGIII: Whatever.
Burr: How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire, leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross's flag higher?
Lafayette: Good question! Maybe something starting with an L?
Burr: Yo! Turns out we got a secret weapon-
Lafayette: Hi! My name can be a secret weapon!
Burr: An immigrant-
Hamilton: Okay, this is totally me!
Burr: You know and love who's unafraid to step in! He's constantly confusing, confounding the British henchmen! Everyone, give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman!
Hamilton: Okay, this is no longer me!
Lafayette: Possibly me? Probably?
Company: Lafayette!
Lafayette: I'm taking this horse by the reins, making redcoats redder with bloodstains!
Philip Jr: He's rapping fast! But that was really dark and made me uncomfortable.
Lafayette: Can't I rap the truth?
Company: Lafayette!
Lafayette: And I'm never gonna stop, until I make 'em drop, and burn 'em up, and scatter the remains, I'm-
Angie: Can Mr. Miranda not go into so much detail? Like, it's a lot!
Mulligan: What are you talking about? It's beautiful! It's poetry!
Company: Lafayette!
Lafayette: Watch me engaging them, escaping them, enraging them, I'm-
Company: Lafayette!
Lafayette: I go to France for more funds!
Company: Lafayette!
Lafayette: I come back with more guns and ships!
Angie: How do you do that?
Richard: He was a rich orphan, and had power with the French government!
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