Richard: Alright, welcome to Act Two!
Philip Jr: Finally! We're like halfway through the play now!
Richard: Yes, we are, this song is What'd I Miss! And it's about Thomas Jefferson!
Jefferson: Woohoo! Freaking finally!
Richard: Shall we start?
Jefferson: Hell yes!
Company: Seventeen. Se-se-seventeen. Se-se-seventeen-
Burr: 1789.
Jefferson: Hey, this is about when I came back from France!
Washington: And when I became president.
Hamilton: And Washington was trying to assemble his cabinet.
Burr: How does the bastard, orphan, immigrant, decorated war vet unite the colonies through more debt?
Jefferson: And have me come to fight that system?
Hamilton: Oh, shut it!
Philip Jr: I have to say, dad, your plan sucked. We had lost most of our economy.
Angie: Yeah, the war took a big toll on us! And you introduce a tax plan?
Hamilton: Ok, but...
Eliza: I have to agree with the children, Alexander, it was a bad idea.
Burr: Fight the other founding fathers 'till he has to forfeit? Have it all, lose it all-
Richard: You really have it all and lose it all.
Hamilton: This whole musical sounds like criticism.
Richard: It's not, though, you're really celebrated!
Philip Jr: Although your life will start to fall apart.
Burr: You ready for more yet?
Everyone: YESS!
Richard: If you're sure...
Burr: Treasury Secretary, Washington's the president.
Hamilton: Best president EVER!
Richard: There were a lot of good presidents, like FDR.
Angelica: Who?
Peggy: Pronouncing that would be Fedir!
Richard: It's an acronym! Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Burr: Every American experiment sets a precedent. Not so fast, someone came along to resist him!
Jefferson: Me!!
Burr: Pissed him off until we had two party system! You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance, because he's been kicking ass as the ambassador to France. Someone's gotta keep the American promise, you simply must meet Thomas, Thomas!
Jefferson: Thomas Jefferson, one of the best people ever!
Hamilton: Also one of the best assholes!
Women: Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Men: Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Women: Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Men: Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Company: Thomas Jefferson's coming home, Lord he's been off in Paris for so long!
Jefferson: I was for a really long time!
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