A/n - my opinion, if yours is different, don't express it in a rude way.
Let's just have a chat in the comments and be civil :>John P
• Odd socks 100%
• He's grumpy often (he's a full-time, overworked military captain)
• Love language he gives? Acts of service and affirmations
• Love language he likes? Physical touch, he loves hand holding, random hugs from behind in the morning. You CANNOT change my mind
• Stands with arms crossed or thumbs tucked in his waist banned
• Full on, dad sneezes, im talking earth shaking sneezes
• 'Darling' 'my love' 'sweetheart' Y'know ?!?!
• Random head kisses in the morning
• Will NOT let you get out of bed before he cuddles with you first
• Prefers sun over rain
• Insecure about his age (You look great, John, calm)
• He cooks when he's off work
• Princess/prince treatment? Yes.
• Collection of his bucket hats are all the exact same colour, brand, material
• Absolutely hates people touching his feet (will kick you in the face if you tickle them)
• Will tell you to give his number out to people who ask for yours
• Man, rocks cargo shorts
• Will sleep in nothing but grey joggers
• Nightmares? Of course
• Will smoke out the house only
• Knows how to line dance
• Will talk about the Task force like they're his family
• Invites them to thanks giving (and Ghost on Christmas adopted son vibes Y'know?)
• Does tend to stress and snap sometimes when doing office work, but will apologise and absolutely wouldn't gaslight or blame you
• Big on intimacy other than sex, talking baths together, showers, massages (equal attention), deep conversations, laying on the sofa listening to each others stories
• Will have arguments about him being away, but it's only because yall miss each other
• Acknowledges when he's wrong
• Will look after the drinks if you or your friends want to dance
• Sometimes, I ask for space but assure you it's not because of you
• Sometimes, slamming doors, loud bangs, and screaming make him panic
(I'm working on one shots, but I'm currently brainless)
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