The Cat And The Snake

Chapter 72 - Umbrella (Adrien/Chat Noir)

Guess who's not a virgin. Me! Yeah, I know how old he is, but if I didn't, then I could've been fucked by an old man for all I know! Chloe already knows, but if Marinette or Alya ever found out, they wouldn't stop bugging me until I gave them all the deets!

Okay, yes, Juleka would probably ask like once or twice, but that's it. But what about Nino? What is he going to say if he ever found out?

Oh god... Luka! What if he finds out? Then I'll be known for having a make-out session with my Ex-boyfriend, only to have sex with my boyfriend like not even two days later. I'm never going to live this down.

I also can never tell Viperion just before I let him stick his wand up my ass, I kissed my Ex-boyfriend, a lot. Like it probably lasted at least ten minutes.

I can't even explain the worst part of it.. I enjoyed it. I missed kissing Luka. More than I should because I have a boyfriend who loves me very much.

There's also my guilty conscious that's telling me I only had sex with him to make myself feel better about kissing Luka. That's not true! I did it because I wanted to, because I love him.

I was ready for it and it was amazing! I've never felt that good in my entire life! I loved it. I want to do it again. Like I really want to do it again. Badly.

Yes, my ass is still pretty sore, but, in a good way. Yeah I'm going to quit with the sex jokes. Not my fault I'm so horny! Is it so wrong for a guy to want to get laid?

I am sixteen, a teenage boy, I'm also a Superhero, along that I almost died a million times. It's a dangerous job. I'm not saying I hate it, since I get to save people and all, that's all I really care about, but I don't exactly love it either.

I risk my life fighting these motherfluffers the butterfly bitch throws at us. If I could, I would go home, walk right up to that asshole and say, right to his face;

'Dad, fuck you. I almost died fifty times fighting your butterflies, why don't you get off your lazy fucking ass and fight me yourself bitch?'

That would be the day. Maybe he is planning some huge attack, if he's desperate enough, he probably will kill Marinette and I for our Miraculous.

I wonder how he'll react when he learns he murdered his own son. If my Mom was alive, she would probably kill him. But he wouldn't be doing this if she was here.

That's why I wish so badly that she was here. I know he would stop all this if she told him to, he wouldn't hesitate to listen to her.

But she's gone, and he's a desperate asshole after a couple earrings and a ring. Getting the other Miraculous would probably be a bonus or something.

I miss her, and I always will because she's my Mom.

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I can't believe I did it. I ended our relationship... I had to. I didn't even keep track of how long it lasted. I never do. Because I always hope it will last forever.

I did it because I love him. It was the only way to have it hurt less if it ever came to one of us being forced to do evil. Hawk Moth is capable of doing that.

I would never forgive myself if I fought Viperion while he was evil and we were still dating. It would hurt way too much.

"Adrien? Are you in there?" My face felt wet. I hadn't realized I was crying. Chloe came into my room. "Whoa, why are you crying?" She sat down beside me. I had to tell her.

"I broke up with him." Her hands flew to her mouth. "What?! Why?" I let out a shaky sigh. "I would never be able to handle fighting against him if he was still my boyfriend. Hawk Moth has turned us evil before, he'll do it again." Chloe only pulled me into a hug.