Incorrect Quotes

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Hiiiii, I've been having major artblock and can't find the oomf I need to put effort into the pictures I normally post so Imma do Incorrect quotes for now. Don't know how long this'll happen, hopefully not too long but anyways LESGOOOOO!!!

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Dolline: Hey, Alex and Winare are fighting again-

Grim: I thought I told you to leave them alone, stop making them fight!

Dolline:

Dolline: I like drama-

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Respones to getting stabbed!

Alex: Rude

Dolline: That's fair

M: Not again-

Ezri: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Marionettist: Hey is this Whiskey or perfume?

Puppeteer: *chugs the whole bottle* 

Puppeteer: It's perfume-

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Toxine: Hey, what does take out mean?

Skylar: A date

Leaf: Food

O: Murder

Isadoll: It can be all three if you're brave enough!

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(This one is specifically for @dottie_vixie_17)

M: Hey, Dolline changed all my contact names in my phone, who is this?

???: What does mine say?

M: 'Dwarf'

???: WTF- I'M NOT THAT SHORT!!!

M: Oh hi Quasi-

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Dolline: So I'm sitting there, barbacue sauce on my titties-

Isadoll: *bursts out laughing*

*Five minutes later*

Isadoll: *On the ground, still laughing*

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Luke: How are you feeling?

Ezri: Not good, I have this headache that comes and goes...

Cat Eye: *walks into room*

Ezri: And there it is!

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Alex: How did this happen?!?!

CK: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Alex: But wasn't Jackal with you?!

Jackal: In MY defense, I was ALSO left unsupervised.

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Q: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

M: No

Black Flame: Nope!

P: Absolutely not.

M: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Black Flame, laughing: "I HOPE IT SUCKS"?!?!

M: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

P: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Black Flame: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Q: WHAT THE HELL?!?! I just asked if you'd BE there for me!!!

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Black Flame: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Four Senior: I literally only said 6 words???

Black Flame: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

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10 years ago

M: Aww...

P: What's wrong?

M: It's gone...

P: What's gone?

M: My tarantula

*deadly silence*

P: Okay, was it in the jar when we broke out of the cells?

M: Well Yeah, I was just feeding it!

Black Flame: P. Find the spider-

P: Blacky, I'm trying-

Black Flame: P-

P: Don't stress me *turns to M* Sweetie, uh, where were you feeding it?

M: On the seat.

Black Flame: I HAVE A PHOBIA FOR SPIDERS, YOU KNOW THIS!

P: Black, just calm down!

Black Flame: Oh realms. Oh man. *continues to repeat this for five minutes*

P: Look under your seat, look under Black Flames seat.

M: I did, it's not there!

P: Sweetie, does it have a name? Can we call it?

M: Uh, Fred!

P: Okay, Fred! 

M and P in unison: Fred! 

M: Come here fred-

Black Flame: OH REALMS, OH MAN! OH GODS-

Later, with the others

M: We finally found Fred, and we managed to put him back in the Jar with chopsticks which is how I was able to bring him here to show everyone today! *the jar is empty again* Aww....



I hope you enjoyed, goodbyeeeee~~~

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