Characters.... As incorrect quotes

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If you wanna know where to get incorrect quotes for your characters too, I got almost all of mine from tumblr, popular memes, internet videos, or from my own braincells... I'M BACK, BABY, LES DO DIS BEFORE COLLEGE STARTS BACK UP WHOO!!!

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Dolline: Okay, truth or dare?!

Alex: Truth.

Dolline: Okay! *inhales dramatically* How many hours did you sleep this week?

Alex:... I choose dare-

Dolline: I dare you to go to bed right now.

Alex: I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME-

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Adrien to young Puppeteer: What do you do when life gives you lemons?

Puppeteer: You make lemonade?

Adrien: No! You SQUEEZE THEM BACK INTO LIFE'S EYES!!!

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Isadoll: The only way to stop a bully... Is to stand up to them.

Isadoll: Trust me... I've bullied a lot of people-

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Ren: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Kuki: What did you do?!

Ren: NODODY DIED!!!

Kuki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Shaya: What would you say if I came home with like, six puppies?

P: What's in the box?

Shaya:

P:... What's in the box, Shaya?

Shaya: I think you know

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Marionettist: Okay, so let me get this straight...

Puppeteer: But you're gay?

Marionettist:... Sometimes I wish I could throw you off a cliff.

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Oliver: It's a little muggy out today~

Skylar:... Olliver, I swear to god, if I walk outside and all the mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving.

Oliver:

Oliver: *aggressively slurping coffee out of a bowl*

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(These next two are gifts to @dottie_vixie_17 so enjoy :D)

Bean:... Hey Ellius, why is your very angry dad running at my house in a full sprint?

Ellius: I replaced all the apples in the house with Styrofoam replicas.

Whitney: Boy he is really booking it... Oh look, I think your weird uncle guy is with him-

Ellius: I also replaced all the apples in the castle with Styrofoam...

Bean:

Whitney:

Ellius:... Yeah, we should probably run before Bean's dad joins them once he realizes I replaced his strawberries with Styrofoam as well-

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Jackal: What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?

Risus: It becomes daytrogen.

Alex: I'm going home...

Jacob: Good nitrogen!~

Risus: Sleep tightrogen!~

Dolline: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen!~

Alex: *angry screaming in the distance*

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