Once Upon A Wedding

|thirty-four|

"Man, this is your fifth drink, STOP!" Rishi snatched the glass from my hand and I growled.

Lunging forward, I snatched it back from his hands only for him to do a weird step and take it back from me.

"Listen here you dumbass! If she broke your heart, you gotta break her heart too, not your fucking kidneys! Stop this!" He glared at me and I punched his shoulder with a sneer.

"Touch her and I'll break you"

"Gosh! This is so bad. You're so into her!" He groaned  and i suddenly stopped counting the tiles.  They were colorful and cute with little of the oil and other yellow liquids spilled on it, that could make a cute rainbow.

"I've never been into her!" I felt a pout forming in my face.

"What? Then why are you here at 3 fucking am at the night drinking to death!?" He demanded. I again wanted to punch him but he is my bestfriend.

That means I can also take his kidney and put it in mine if I ever need one. If he doesn't agree, I'll simple take two of his and place flowers on his grave daily.

"Because I was never that close to be inside her. I mean I did saw her cute butt that day, which was infact so—"

"Alright Alright! I get it. DO NOT ELABORATE! And I didn't mean being into her like that you pervert!" Rishi looked away embarrassed.

"Why? didn't you see her butt?" I asked curiously.

"Ahaan, Shut up. If Meza ever heard you, she would dig up a 1000m grave for you and personally escort you there" He warned but I still wanted to know if he saw her butt or not. Her butt was so cute, soft and  shiny that I wanted to compliment her that day, but she was so angry with me that I didn't say anything.

"So you didn't see her butt. Too sad" I sighed. "But it makes sense. I like her. So yeah! Only I get to see her butt"

"Ahaan, I'll drown you in this vodka if you let one more word out of your mouth about her butt" Rishi took the glass out of from my hand and I groaned again.

"Why are you taking that away?" I demanded.

"Because it's harmful for your kidneys"

"I can borrow your kidney, Dumbass. What are you here for anyway!?" I shouted and He looked at me wide eyed.

"You asshole! You were eyeing my kidney this entire time!?" he clutched his abdomen as if to protect his kidney, while he gulped three glass in one go.

I screamed again. "Stop drinking that! I need your kidney!"

"No kidney for you!!" He screamed after me and drank another glass.

We both held our hands and greeted everyone around us, with a salute. After Rishi did his mind blowing performance of stripping, A big man threw us in the air, and we landed right against our cars.

"Oh my god, My shirt!? That damn thief" Rishi shouted and I sighed.

I sat against the hood of the car, and he joined me.

"You know? Girls are demanding. They always want nice and expensive gifts. Maybe you should give her one" Rishi suggested and i slowly nodded.

He was right. Maybe if I give Meza something expensive, she would give me a kiss. I really wanted to complete our one incomplete kiss. Her lips were tasty. They were my favourite flavor.

"Alright, I'll give her something expensive then!" I stood up determined and teh suddenly earthquake happened and i fell on the road.

"What will you give her?" Rishi sat on my back while I was laying on my stomach.