Perseus Jackson: Titan of The Hunt

CH50: Double Trouble

(Diana)

Now when most people say that they talk to themselves occasionally, they are generally referring to a debate only in their head or rarely aloud, currently however, I was in conversation with a physical manifestation of my own alternate personality while we both stood on either side of my/our boyfriend, who was currently unconscious as a result of a brain overload after we had both simultaneously kissed him and the poor idiot had collapsed in shock.

'Well that worked out far more effective than I could possibly have thought.' Artemis said looking from the collapsed Titan to me with an amused smile.

'I knew it would confuse him but I didn't think he would actually collapse from the shock.' I told her/myself, god this was confusing. It had been so long since I had actually separated myself I had forgotten how annoying it could get, I almost wished it could be one or the other again, were it not for the amount of energy required to separate us.

'Well he is a Kelp Head after all; did you have to fall for the world's biggest idiot?' She asked me.

'First of all "we" fell for him; I was simply the first one to act on it. You liked him after he rescued you from Atlas and when he hurried to help you after the incident. I just became more attached after he came back.' I defended.

'I was more than happy on my own with the hunters, sure I accepted his help but then you are the one who caught one sight of his body and practically fell for him and dragged me along for the ride. I knew I should have remained younger as a Roman but instead it was more stern and warlike, so I went with the trend and did as they asked and instead this happens.'

'Oh yeah, because you went out of your way to sabotage it and may I point out it was you who went to Aphrodite not me.'

'Well really, what could I do when every time the I was alone you took control apart from during the last few weeks when you tried to avoid him and by then you had ingrained into me your lust for him.'

'Took control, first of all I generally had a reason to be me either cause it was night or Reyna or Suzie. Remember it was me who always guided the chariot across the sky, 1600 years that was the amount of time I spent piloting this without reprieve. The only reason I got a break at all was because you allowed us to be too weak to stay separate.' I defended harshly.

'How dare you say that, what was I supposed to do about it? After all I was fighting a battle against the Giants and Gaia while a Roman set about their murder. It was night wasn't it! So how come you didn't see it then? So stop blaming me for that! We know who was to blame.'

'Apollo.' We said simultaneously.

'Exactly as for our esteemed boyfriend on the floor what should we do about him? We can't leave him there forever. His wings take up half the chariot, we were lucky he did not take our heads off when he turned around. He gains the ability to hide them but he still walks around with the things, does he know how awkward they make trying to hold him and that not even going into what he did to Oceanus.' Artemis said with a cruel smile, I wish we had been conscious to see what happened but it must have been funny to see the look on the Titan Lords face when he got his arms cut off unexpectedly.

'Yeah they are annoying but I still wish I had some, just so that I could fly.'

'Yeah dad and his inability to have godly kids who actually share his abilities.'

'Yet all of Fathers demigods with the exception of Thalia can do it and that is more of a case of she does not want to rather than cannot.'

'So much wasted potential, if we could fly I could catch Hermes the next time he steals stuff from our camp and wring his little neck! Although back to Percy's wings there is no way I would have gold wings, Apollo would have a field day and besides seriously why do Percy and Uncle Lelantos have ten wings what is wrong with two like all the others. Sure it looks different but it is still a little extreme don't you think as well?'