Perseus Jackson: Titan of The Hunt

CH89: Aspect Abusing and Perusing

(Diana)

'Well then which of you would like to start talking first?' I asked looking between the identical idiots who were now eyeing me and the sword I held nervously.

'Oh thank the gods it is the hot one.' Perseus said with a sigh of relief.

'They are identical, just like we are dumbass.' Percy replied with a weary sigh, making me question if having to deal with Perseus in the flesh was good for anyone's sanity.

'No Artemis has that annoying superiority complex sometimes which makes her act like a bitch, just like you are an idiot. A somewhat lovable idiot but nevertheless, still an idiot regardless. Besides we both know which one you spent more time ogling at Christmas.'

'Hold on something here is wrong, you just heard all that and have a free pass to kick the crap out of him and you have not done so. Where is Artemis?' Percy asked his look of embarrassed annoyance at his counterpart's blunt wording changing to intrigue as he regarded me. I was personally enjoying the one-upmanship I had over Artemis to notice immediately.

'She is making sure Reyna is fine, then she will be here.' I lied covering up her real intensions. Hopefully she would not take her time with the fool so Percy would not question the story.

'Really, I would have thought she would make you do that with you being the Roman aspect. Besides I thought she could not wait to hit him.' Percy asked cocking his head in Perseus's direction.

'What did I do wrong?'

'Everything!' We both replied in annoyance. Though from one look on Percy's face I knew he was not just referring to his slicing and dicing the Praetor a while ago. The rather luminescent tint in his cheeks suggesting he was remembering something a bit more intimate the fool had interrupted.

'You got engaged cause of me.' Perseus defended hurtfully.

'We almost got split up too remember?' Percy reminded sarcastically.

'Semantics.'

'Can we not just gag him, chain him up and throw him in the basement?' I asked with a groan.

'Do I look like Ares? I don't go for that shit.'

'Nor does he anymore now the whore can't cheat.' Percy said with amusement.

'You could always just let me do what I want.' He asked innocently causing me to look back at him with a raised eyebrow only for it to fall in fear as I saw what he was now waving around playfully.

'Perseus.' I said hesitantly looking at the sword he was now holding. I had forgotten the moron could summon it back to himself if he wanted.

'And you forget it is my sword.' Percy said in annoyance clicking his fingers as the sword returned to him before returning to watch form.

'Buzzkill. Do you seriously not trust me?' Perseus asked with a pout, which just made me want to slap him.

'I just threatened to kill you; of course I don't trust you. The only reason I did not is because some people might be annoyed with the fact I killed myself to kill you.'

'It would have made Tania happy though.'

'Dear gods do you ever shut up. Just because you have your own mouth does not mean you have to keep talking all the time.' I groaned holding my hand against my face.

'Well I could always be doing that thing you always do with lover boy if you want. Maybe I can teach him a few new tricks while I am at it?'

'Not here, not now, not ever.'