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Two weeks before the wedding and everyone was panicking about where to go for the bachelorette parties. Andy and Cissy decided to take Bella to a muggle strip club while Tonks, Rose, Ginny and Pansy decided to take Hermione to a different strip club. "Who's going with Bella and them?" Pansy asked. "Apparently McGonagall and Pomfrey are going with them to the strip club. Can you imagine! All those old witches watching men dance around half dressed!" Tonks exclaimed laughing. "Oh Merlin! Bella's gonna be hexing everyone tonight!" Hermione groaned. "She can't! Mum locked up them all up. It's a wand free night for all of us! To the knight bus!" Tonks exclaimed.

Meanwhile in muggle London Bella is growing more annoyed by the minute. "This bloody sucks!" She groaned. "Oh come off it Bella! It's time to have fun! Loosen up you old ninny!" McGonagall exclaimed as she passed her another shot. "MCGONAGALL! Who knew you were such a party animal! Merlins balls!" Andy exclaimed as she ordered another round of shots. "DRINK UP GIRLIES! ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE OUR SISTER GETTING MARRIED!" Cissy exclaimed. "WOOOOOOO!" Pomfrey  shouted out in excitement.

"Ladies! Who's the lucky bride to be?" A male stripper asked. "THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!" Andy yelled. Suddenly Bella was being hoisted up by two strong men and paraded around the club. "BELLA! BELLA! BELLA! WOOO! GET IT GIRLLIE!" Cissy yelled out as she snapped pictures of it. "Send me a copy of all of this...I'll hang it on my wall in my office." McGonagall stated. "Another round if you don't mind bartender!" Pomfrey said as she laid down some muggle money on the bar. "Coming right up ladies!" The bartender replied.

"GIVE HER A LAP DANCE!" Andy yelled out as the men now had put Bella in a chair on the stage. "WOOOO! GET IT BELLA!" McGonagall yelled as three men began dancing around the older witch. "This is definitely a night to remember." Cissy said with a smile.

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