-You owe me a drink, because when I saw you I dropped mine.
-I'm lost can you show me the direction to your heart?
-Are you Swedish? Cause your the Swedish thing I've seen.
-Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone disappears!
-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
-You look familiar... did we take a class together? ... I could've sworn we had chemistry
-Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Cause green eggs and...Damn!
-Are you a campfire? Cause your hot and I want s'more
-Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
-Hershey's makes a million kisses a day... All I'm asking is one from you. (:
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Pick up lines for days!
Be prepared for more pickup lines in the future cause I like them... even though they're cheesy af and totally stupid.
Thanks for readin x
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Vast
Random/vɑːst/ 1.of very great extent or quantity; immense. 2.of very great size or proportions; huge; enormous. ~this book is a vast place filled with jokes, comebacks, rants, pickup lines, story times and many more filled with stupidity~
