-I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
-If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
-yeah, I failed. Just like your dads condom.
-don't you just love nature, despite what it did to you.
-are you always so stupid? Or is this a special occasion?
-how come your here? I thought the zoo closed at night!
-did someone get you here or did someone leave your cage open?
-please, I can wipe off 95% of your 'beauty' with a towel.
-your so fake, even Barbie is jealous.
- oh, I heard you, I just don't care.
-I would love to insult you but I'm afraid I wouldn't do as we as nature did.
-how can I miss you if you won't go away?
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Vast
Random/vɑːst/ 1.of very great extent or quantity; immense. 2.of very great size or proportions; huge; enormous. ~this book is a vast place filled with jokes, comebacks, rants, pickup lines, story times and many more filled with stupidity~
