40- Come backs #2

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- Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

-Id make fun of you but I don't think you'd understand...

-I was going to give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one.

-Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

-Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is a microwave.

-It's okay if you disagree with me, I can't force you to be right.

-That's your best? I've heard better comebacks from a 2 year old.
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