•Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
•Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
•are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling.
•baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
•excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
•I like Legos, you like Legos, let's build a relationship.
•Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
•Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
•(as she/he is leaving) hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
•you're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
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And that's all the pickup lines I've got for today!
I don't think these pick up lines will work on someone but they are quite funny, and for people who actually do use pickup lines to get people, man... Your funny and you've got some balls doing that XD
Hellow! It's me!
It's been a long day without you my friend
Okay but seriously hey guys! I'm back!...for today anyways
Sorry I don't post as much as I do before but I'll try to hopefully keep the updates going
This book is almost up to 2000 reads! That's amazing! Thanks you for your support and I hope you enjoy it
Love you guys and I'll see you hopefully soon :3
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Vast
Random/vɑːst/ 1.of very great extent or quantity; immense. 2.of very great size or proportions; huge; enormous. ~this book is a vast place filled with jokes, comebacks, rants, pickup lines, story times and many more filled with stupidity~
