INT. DOOMSDAY BUNKER – LATER

The party is ending, and everyone is placing thick envelopes on the bar in front of Mark before leaving.

Then, two of the bikers come back in.

MARK: Howdy, how can I help you guys?

BIKER #1 (holds up an envelope): We just forgot the cash.

MARK: Ah, thanks, man!

The second biker, further toward the entrance, DRAWS A GUN.

BIKER #2: We forgot to COLLECT it.

Mark lifts his hands, showing that he is unarmed.

MARK: Alrighty! Guys, I have to tell you, I don't have my gun on me.

BIKER #1: Good for us; we weren't planning on a duel. Now give us the money.

MARK: There are cameras.

He points to one just above his head, another further away, and a third.

The armed bikers follow with their gaze.

MARK: And ah...

They close in on him.

MARK: Ah... I'm sorry – don't shoot – but I really gotta sneeze!

The bikers laugh, gun still pointing at Mark.

MARK: Achoo!

In the same movement, as he sneezes into his elbow, HE PICKS UP A FRUIT KNIFE from the counter.

SENDS THE THING FLYING THROUGH THE ROOM, straight into Biker #2's throat. He goes down immediately, gurgling and choking.

Mark hurls himself over the bar MMA-style, knocking biker #1 unconscious mid-air before bouncing on, landing on biker #2's arm with a loud knack. Picks the gun from a limp hand.

Biker #1 is unconscious; Biker #2 is dying.

MARK: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

He moves SWAT-team-style out the entrance, gun ready.

Seeing that no one is outside, he goes into a full-body scream like a Spartan warrior.

Adrenaline dumped, he walks back into the bunker.

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