Use Me / Cersei Lannister x OC Male

28. Fuck The King

1 year later

"This is-" tate turned his cheek. "Fuck the king!" He declared with a laugh as a piece of lettuce hit him in the face.

"You do this to yourself." Cersei remarked.

"Yeah i know. But i love when you clean me up after." He smiled puckering his lips

"Im not kissing you while you are in the stocks." Cersei corrected

"Just a little kiss for your husband to be."

"You will lose your head before we ever wed." Cersei corrected walking off.

" second time this week." Jon chuckled.

" he certainly has a way of getting into trouble." Cersei agreed.

" thank you for... well everything this past year your advice and your expertise has been valuable." Jon admitted.

" your uncle said you were a good man and I chose to trust him. Please let my betrothed out of the stocks he takes forever to get cleaned up."

" I think he likes it." Jon countered.

" you always reek for days and then you just thrown back in afterwards." Cersei remarked running her hands through tates hair.

" I feel as though I must've told you that I'm not really husband material. I'm more of the fun uncle." Tate teased.

" well turn into husband material because I'm marrying you tomorrow and you need to stop being awful."

" Being awful? You insult me."

"Good. You act like a child too frequently from my liking."

"I'm just showing our son how to have fun." Tate declared pulling cersei into the tub. It was tainted with food and sauce but she relaxed into him.

" I will try and be better. But you know, my nephew had said when I disobeyed him that my punishment would be going into the stocks. He was true to his word I thought he would forget I'm his favorite uncle, but I think he likes throwing me in there. Gives the towns people some entertainment."

" funny because he said that you enjoyed being thrown in there."

" heavens no I reek for days and then you hardly touch me. I'm a needy man." Tate corrected. " you don't seem to mind tonight."

" I'm excited to be yours tomorrow."

" let's face it. You've been mine since the first moment you saw me and thought does that man ever shut up." Tate corrected.

"True." Cersei admitted as TJ babbled out demanding love and attention from his crib.

"Im kind of wet."

"Me too." Cersei agreed.

"And dirty."

"What do you know im a dirty girl." Cersei added smiling as she got up. Her Lannister red dress clinging to her.

"You know jon- the king really appreciate you says how amazing you are."

" well the end of the king is usually the most important position in council. The queen never really got any power...."

" so what you're saying by not saying is that I was right and you're better off not being queen." Tate agreed.

" I'm saying you promised me an elephant and I don't have one yet."

" keyword being yet." Tate agreed. " you know the reason I got thrown in the stocks today was because I was trying to get your present into the castle.."

" my present?"

" of course I snuck him in anyways, but it was much more difficult."

"What present?" Cersei demanded.

" Check the bed I got you a baby."

" a baby elephant?" She ran off. Tj grumbled as she passed him.

" yes ignore our living child for a gift." Tate mused getting up and drying off. Cersei threw back the covers to see a stuffed elephant, soft and fluffy with a long trunk.

" a toy?" Cersei questioned

" we saw the real ones down south and as much as I wanted to bring you a real elephant I thought that sounds difficult. Where would one put an elephant? But then I thought to myself I could get her an elephant she could snuggle with... is it not a good wedding present?"

" you are such a dork." Cersei corrected hugging him.

" tomorrow, I'm your dork for all to see no more hiding me away and begging me to behave."

" You were going to embarrass me for the rest of my life." Cersei agreed wrapping her arms around him. Tj pulled himself up watching them.

" that is definitely the plan."

" as long as we're both in agreement." She mused.

" seal it with a kiss." Tate instructed nipping at her lip.

"I love you Tatum Tully."