Use Me / Cersei Lannister x OC Male

12. Fish

Tate woke as he always did. Morning stretches, got dressed a few push-ups and either scaled down the side of the building to get away from his guards or if he was feeling lazy he talked to death. It was a skill he possessed. Also slide of hand and evading most capture.

So he had a good spring in his step this morning as he got away from his guard he yet  again

Another Point for Tate. And... Negative 53 for Lannister guards.

"If the Queen sees, I can have Joffrey's children now." Sansa sobbed out.

" Help me flip it over." Shae instructed.

"What are you doing in my nieces chambers?" Tate questioned. "This is highly inappropriate." He decided.

"Little bird bled."

"You hurt? What happened?" Tate demanded, urgency in his voice as he rushed towards sansa she did look pale.

"My bleeding..." Sansa whimpered. "Now the queen... I can have... Joffreys..."

"Oh, that bleeding." Tate realized, shaking his head, he didnt like feminine bleedings, he had two sisters, he hated their monthlies. He avoided them like the damn plague.  "Gross." Tate countered.

"Your mother might have prepared you. You flowered, my dear. No more." Cersei offered.

" My mother told me, but I thought it would be different."

" In what way?"

"I thought it would be less messy." Sansa admitted.

" do I have to be here for this? I feel like I should be moral support for anything else except for this." Tate requested.

" Wait until you birth a child." Cersei countered moving to sit on the end of the bed.

" I can't wait until I have a child because that's not really possible for me." Tate agreed. " I mean first I would need a woman and then I would need ovaries and I think a uterus and a womb... are uterus and a womb the same thing?" Tate pondered. Cersei rolled her eyes. Was an expert at making her eyes roll 

"You're a woman now. Do you have any idea what that means?"

" I'm a woman now? Well hot Diggity dog."

"Tatum." Cersei groaned.

" I am here for moral support. I thought this was about Sansa. But apparently I'm a woman now."

"Gods," cersei muttered but sansa was glad for the comedic relief. It helped take away the pain in her stomach and her chest and made her head feel a little less woozy.

"I'm fit to bear children for the king?" Sansa swallowed the lump in her throat.

" fit to bear children, you are a child yourself!" Tate objected.

"Tis the way of the world when it comes to women." Cersei reminded him. He supposed that both of his sisters were married off quite young, but he was a child at the time and didn't really know what age was. He was probably about aryas age when his siblings started getting married off

" A prospect that once delighted you, bringing little princes and princesses into the world, the greatest honor for a queen." Cersei pondered, she nodded, it did.. Once.

" once along time ago and a land far away, where your son-" tate pointed dramatically at cersei. "-wasn't a complete total douche bag."

"Tatum."

" you are right douche bag is too kind for Joffrey. How about-"

"Joffrey has always been difficult." Cersei agreed. "Even his birth, I labored a day and a half to bring him into this world. You cannot imagine the pain. I screamed so loudly, I was sure Robert would hear me in the Kingswood."