"Hawk tuah."
—
Alexa Sinclair
I'd convinced Tom to come into town for the rest of the long weekend.
But atlas, i'm not the only person in his life. Which means i'm sitting at my dining table, while he's out with Bill and his gang buds.
I told him to go.
Now i'm wishing I just had them over at my house, which... probably wouldn't have been a good idea.
He's nice, they're not all nice.
I glanced at my phone.
My absent father ❤️: i miss you
My absent father❤️: at this point we shld js get married
My absent father❤️: like tmr
I set my pencil down beside my textbook, feeling suddenly intrigued.
A: Is this you proposing?
My absent father❤️: yes
My absent father❤️: marry me
A: Yes.
My absent father❤️: actually, let's reschedule for tonight
My absent father❤️: my dick can be the officiant and your room can be the chapel
A: Oh my god Tom, don't compare a church wedding to us having sex.
My absent father❤️: fine, fine, abby can be the flower girl and Bill can get ordained online
My absent father❤️: ryder can be wtv the fuck he wants, ion care
A: And my dad?
My absent father❤️: he'll walk you down the aisle duhhh nd then Cupcake can be our ring bearer
Wow. Solid plan.
A: The aisle is where?
My absent father❤️: your living room
A: Sound plan. I'll look into it.
My absent father❤️: tf u mean look into it
A: I don't have a dress.
My absent father❤️: wear white lingerie
A: Maybe on our actual honeymoon, sure.
My absent father❤️: am i missing something??
A: Are you not joking?
My absent father❤️: no?!
Oh. Oopsies.
A: My bad. Yeah. No, we aren't getting married today. Let's reschedule for when I ACTUALLY HAVE A RING.
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THUGGIN TO LOVIN || TOM KAULITZ
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